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What's in a Happy Marriage?

Is it the vasectomy? I think it might be.

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Why Midlife is Having a Moment

Ew, are we approaching midlife? It might not be so "ew" anymore.

Jun 24 •

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Will Moms Ever Catch a Break?

Moms are losing their sh*t over summer vacation. And to no one's surprise, no one cares.

Jun 18 •

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Keen Reminders For a Fabulous Life—Summer Edition

It's June! Let's get our summer priorities straight.

Jun 2 •

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