How To Get Along With Your Roommate When Your Roommate is Your Spouse

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. How the hell do we follow that formula during quarantine?

I watched Sex and The City 2 last night (on Netflix now, you’re welcome). It was truly what I needed to feel better — about myself, my life, and a future where we can get dressed up and meet our girlfriends for cocktails at a trendy city bar.

I am desperate for an evening of intimate female companionship — without men and without children. I know we are …